Hello yes this is blog
everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back
(via kxthleen)
sagihairius:

this is a review for a 55 gallon drum of lube

sagihairius:

this is a review for a 55 gallon drum of lube

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

thedevilswench:

thepoopqueen:

bellecosby:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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who the fuck keeps spreading this rumor that tampons are sex toys???

cis men who don’t fuckin know anything

wtf?

arachnidcheesecake:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

lisvno:

tryingtolosemyfupa:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

I will love this forever!!!

I’ve always wondered what fucktards think women would respond to shit like that. I guess this is approps

THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC IT IS A GODSEND

Best thing ever

jaclcfrost:

don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it

femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Fall for him but never chase him, never.
What my mother told me about falling in love  (via theheatherinsideofme)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck